Second Hand Cats

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illustration student living in Toronto

I just caused a subway delay.

I was standing at the north end of the northbound platform when some guy just sat at the edge looking squirrely as FUCK. These two girls back away from him and I’m like “oh jesus don’t you fucking dare I just want to go home” AND THE GUY FUCKING LOWERS HIMSELF ONTO THE GOD DAMNED TRACKSĀ 

I noped the fuck out and went to tell the ttc people in the booth and they shut off the power. When I went back down he was gone and the ttc police were there walking around and I DONT KNOW WHAT HAPPENED AND I THINK I RUINED EVERYTHING

I’M SORRY GUYS I JUST DIDNT WANT TO WATCH A MAN GET TURNED INTO SPAGHETTI SAUCE I DIDNT MEAN TO CAUSE A HUGE ASS DELAY

Posted 1 year ago With 2 notes

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