Second Hand Cats

goddammitfenton: if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english...

Thu, 16 May 2013 20:14:13 -0400

if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence

lolsofunny: laughter-everyday: exittunespresents: so the science teachers at my school are all...

Thu, 16 May 2013 00:03:26 -0400

lolsofunny:

laughter-everyday:

exittunespresents:

so the science teachers at my school are all really funny and one of them has his profile picture public and

Looks like some kinda stock photo

(lol here!)

tyleroakley: #FollowFriday

Wed, 15 May 2013 23:45:01 -0400

tyleroakley:

#FollowFriday

pleatedjeans: via

Wed, 15 May 2013 17:02:12 -0400

pleatedjeans:

via

tastefullyoffensive: [via]

Wed, 15 May 2013 16:30:59 -0400

tastefullyoffensive:

[via]

thefrogman: Aye crumb bugs. [imgur]

Wed, 15 May 2013 00:27:43 -0400

thefrogman:

Aye crumb bugs.

[imgur]

grodus: i like this one

Tue, 14 May 2013 17:57:38 -0400

grodus:

i like this one

mcbrayers: yet another unrealistic expectation for women

Sun, 12 May 2013 18:37:15 -0400

mcbrayers:

yet another unrealistic expectation for women

vardaesque: burritwo: adrians: a-creepy-weirdo-has: adrians: I had 3 stitches in my ear today...

Sun, 05 May 2013 01:14:15 -0400

vardaesque:

burritwo:

adrians:

a-creepy-weirdo-has:

adrians:

I had 3 stitches in my ear today and now my ear is swollen like a balloon

I’m not being racist but if you didnt want your ear to swell up you probably shouldn’t have gotten stitches.

how is that racist

they just said they weren’t being racist do you even listen

of course they can’t hear their ear is swollen up like a ballon

14 reasons people should stop hating leonardo dicaprio

Sun, 05 May 2013 00:00:04 -0400

14 reasons people should stop hating leonardo dicaprio:

obsessivecreature:

dimmitutto:

sweetmoonbeam17:

1. He dances like this at parties

2. He can do this with his face

3. He quit smoking 3 years ago like a badass

4. He loves his family and mama a whole lot

5. He also fucking loves his dogs and animals in general

classy as fuck

6. He uses his fame wisely. He is extremely devoted in animal, wildlife and human welfare and charities, like the WWF, and encourages his fans to petition and donate with him. Leo helps save tigers and elephants and whales and more. He donated a fucking million dollars to Haiti. He had a giant birthday party, but all the guests had to donate money for wildlife efforts. When he won his ONLY Golden Globe for The Aviator, in his speech he urged the audience to contribute to the earthquake relief at that time. He is currently taking a break with acting to rest and to focus more on this stuff. He is a fucking green superhero

that is a candid photo bitch

7. He has been besties with Kate Winslet since Titanic, he even made a ring for her, and he spoils her kids. Kate’s ex husbands are all scared of Leo because Kate loves him so much and he could probably beat them up if they ever hurt her and they should get married but that’s a whole other damn story just look at them

ps kate says of all her sex scenes she does in films (like a lot) she liked working with him the best. damn girl just friends?

8. He has also been besties with Tobey Maguire since they were little kids and they are such dorks

9. This picture

wtf.

are you not in love yet

10. He grew up in a shitty ghetto area of LA surrounded by crime and drugs, so he vowed never to get involved with that stuff. Have you seen a mug shot of him? Noooo

11. Lol when his hair gets too long he wears a fucking headband

12. He’s ironing on a fucking roof

13. The fact that he always fucking walks like this

he just loves to walk okay

14. He is just a classy, suave motherfucker

15. Also as serious as he seems most of the time, he used to do photo-shoots like this:

this post literally just cancelled all the unexplained negative feelings i had for leonardo dicaprio

I think that proving some celebrity is a human like us, not some beautiful android, is the fastest way to make peoples inexplicable disliking dissipate.

looz-y: izanyanorihara: constantcalibrations: swervesbar: people who hate female characters bc...

Sat, 04 May 2013 23:35:01 -0400

looz-y:

izanyanorihara:

constantcalibrations:

swervesbar:

people who hate female characters bc they get in the way of their m/m otp

People who genderbend female characters bc they want m/m otps instead

People who genderbend a male character to make the pairing ‘straight’

finding out your step daughter went to the ball without your permission and danced with the prince all night

Photo

Sat, 04 May 2013 23:23:21 -0400

tastefullyoffensive: [via]

Sat, 04 May 2013 22:40:21 -0400

tastefullyoffensive:

[via]

Photo

Sat, 04 May 2013 22:01:09 -0400

deliciouslyunrelated: Moshi moshi Robin desu

Wed, 01 May 2013 20:06:50 -0400

deliciouslyunrelated:

Moshi moshi Robin desu

westbor0baptistchurch: tootsied: iapprovethispost: tootsied: I don’t give a damn about my...

Wed, 01 May 2013 19:35:54 -0400

westbor0baptistchurch:

tootsied:

iapprovethispost:

tootsied:

I don’t give a damn about my reputation [LOUD GUITAR]

You’re living in the past it’s a new generation

[LOUD GUITAR]

[SHREK ATTACKS THE KNIGHTS AT LORD FARQUAD’S CASTLE]

thefingerfuckingfemalefury: Bruce Seriously TOO SOON

Wed, 01 May 2013 19:30:40 -0400

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

Bruce

Seriously

TOO SOON

do you ever just want to gently place your hands on someones cheeks and hold their head there in...

Wed, 01 May 2013 19:26:17 -0400

do you ever just want to gently place your hands on someones cheeks and hold their head there in your hands and looking into their eyes and then violently jerk their head on a right angle and snap their neck

Well, that took an unexpected turn.

so did their neck

fuckyeahdementia: :D

Wed, 01 May 2013 18:37:29 -0400

fuckyeahdementia:

:D

kickingcones: My badfrica.

Wed, 01 May 2013 18:27:29 -0400

kickingcones:

My badfrica.