Batman: Hey I'm going to disappear for 8 years.
Bruce Wayne: Hey I'm going to disappear for 8 years.
People of Gotham: Shut up Bruce, we're trying to figure out who Batman is.
Batman: I'M BACK!
Bruce Wayne: ME TOO.
People of Gotham: NO ONE CARES BRUCE. WHO THE FUCK IS BATMAN?
reallyreallyreallytrying: BROCK obama. MISTY romney. whoever catches the most votes well they’re gonna be the next GYM LEADER-IN-CHIEF ya get me
reallyreallyreallytrying: Skin tags? Actually I identify as fractal and these are all tiny recurrences of myself and leave me out of your bullshit definition of “normal” u cisshapeist asshole
plot twist: london opening ceremony, jk rowling flies in on a broom, carrying the torch, and declares quidditch will be a sport in the london olympic games.
bluntstatements: remember when someone threw their shoe at George Bush
reallyreallyreallytrying: Reblog if.. uhh… [breathing heavily][sweating like crazy] just reblog ok. why isn’t important. just reblog for me. i need u to reblog…… NOW
clientsfromhell: A client hired an A-list actor to voice their audiobook. The actor’s publicist supplied his approved (but dreadful) picture for the artwork. Client: He looks a bit thin, can you stretch it a bit and make his cheeks fatter? Me: I don’t think the actor will like that. Client: Who cares, we’ve bought him.
reallyreallyreallytrying: Reblog if :-) is ableist and u don’t need a nose to convey the emotion of happiness :)
A lot of brain-dead people, entertainment, the pop culture crowd [are] gonna...– Rush Limbaugh, not being aware that he’s the only kind of person who would draw this comparison, and thus claiming that the Obama team is attempting to appeal solely to him. Also, Obama apparently was in cahoots with Chuck Dixon back in 1993. Rush Limbaugh’s the best and smartest, you guys. (via...