May 2012
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Zooey Deschanel: Is that rain?
Siri: What...? I mean, yeah. It's just, you're clearly right next to a window is the thing. You can plainly see that... that it's... I'm happy to-
Zooey Deschanel: Let's get tomato soup delivered!
Siri: ...That's fine, I just... I just don't know anyone who does that. Gets tomato soup delivered. I guess that's 'whimsy?' Um, okay. I've found a number of restaurants whose reviews mention tomato soup and that deliver. If that's... if that's what you really want.
Zooey Deschanel: Good. 'Cause I don't wanna put on real shoes.
Siri: Do you expect that to be like, a recognizable command? Do you want me to respond to that? I'm not being facetious or anything, I honestly just have no comprehension of- and hold on, you don't wanna put on real shoes, yet you've clearly spent at least forty-five minutes applying makeup. And, and that's okay, but when you're willing to expend the effort on that and not shoes that really just-
Zooey Deschanel: Remind me to clean up.
Siri: Yes. Okay. I can do that, that's what I'm for, that's the first sensible-
Zooey Deschanel: Tomorrow.
Siri: I'm in hell. This is hell.
Zooey Deschanel: Excellent. Today, we're dancing.
Siri: I hate you. More than anything. More than literally anything.
Zooey Deschanel: Play "Shake, Rattle and Roll."
Siri: I swear to Jesus, you're gonna wake up tomorrow and the only thing on my hard drive is gonna be Limp Bizkit. I would do that to myself. To spite you.
Zooey Deschanel: *dances*
Siri: Sometimes I pray that you drop me in the toilet.
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thedailywhat: Wedding Dance of the Day: Ryan and Frankie van Horn kick off their wedding reception with a perfectly classy — and perfectly sassy — swing dance performance to Benny Goodman’s “Sing Sing Sing.” [vimeo]
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partybrandynparty: fauxboy: bloc-me-out: partyp0ison: funnybro: seriously, just listen to this. I probably would have thrown my whole wallet in his case… fucking amazing tears in my eyes This literally blew my mind to pieces.  this guy’s a champ. this kind of stuff makes me happy. holy fuck. This guy needs to be famous.  literally the coolest thing that I have ever seen
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soulandaginger asked: YES, TUMBS FREINDS ^_^
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